Top 5 Worst 3D Animated Characters!

Here is the list of the Top 5 Worst 3D Animated Characters!

#5

Oscar
Shark Tale (2004)

Oscar

We were immediately turned off by this lame film because of its crass commercialism and stereotypical characters. Will Smith voices “Oscar”, the hippest fish this side of Reef City.  The Oscar character is supposed to be a depiction of what a “cool” fish would be like, using negative stereotypes of African Americans (There are also negative stereotypes involving Italian Amercians, but that’s a whole other story).  Those who created and voiced the characters in this film claim this is harmless child’s play.  But these portrayals can have lasting effects on children and can form the basis for future discrimination.  This movie could have still been amusing without all the ethnic references.

#4

Inspector Gadget
Inspector Gadget 2 (2002)

Inspector Gadget

No, not “inspect your gadget”, Inspector Gadget! And not the first Inspector Gadget movie, the second one!  French Stewart (Third Rock From The Sun) takes over from Matthew Broderick in this sequel no-one asked for.  The “new” Inspector Gadget is flat, bland, and borderline annoying.  In defence of comic actor Stewart though, he didn’t have much of a script to work with, and managed to salvage a few laughs from the miserable screenplay.  The film appears to have a quarter of the budget of the original, with cheesy and unrealistic computer generated effects.

#3

All Of The Werewolves
An American Werewolf In Paris (2001)

Werewolves

Unlike the first film “An American Werewolf In London”, which actually won an Oscar for make up effects by Rick Baker, the transformation effects and chase scenes for this film’s werewolves are completely computer generated.  The animation in clunky and awkward, and the textures for the monsters (almost plastic-like) were atrocious!  Rotten Tomatoes gave this film a rating of 6%, which has to be some sort of record for lameness.  Watch the original, instead.

#2

The Baby

Son Of Mask (2003)

Baby Son Of Mask

A wannabe animator (played by Jamie Kennedy) who is terrified of having kids, dons the mythical mask from the vastly superior first movie starring Jim Carry, and impregnates his ridiculously tolerant wife. The result?  A strange looking baby with “mask-like” powers, which he manifests after watching the Warner Brothers cartoon  “One Froggy Evening” (Easily the best 2 minutes of the film).  Apparently this “mask baby” is supposed to be amusing, but comes across as creepy.  How creepy?  Imagine the creepy dancing baby from the old TV show “Ally McBeal”, and multiply that creepiness by a thousand.  Actually, make that a million. Very creepy. And hideous. Just don’t watch this movie

#1!

“Blawp”
Lost In Space (1998)

Blawp

Okay, we don’t know what this is exactly, we don’t know where it came from, and we don’t really know its name (apparently its name is “Blawp”, because that’s about the only sound it makes).  A horribly animated and textured (it looks like they skipped the final step in the rendering process!) “thing”, “it” is completely irrelevant to the plot of the movie, and serves no other purpose than to mass produce a cheesy, cuddly plaything, just in time for the Christmas season.  Although we think most children would rather set this thing on fire, rather than sleep with it. We’ll supply the matches.  Just kidding. Or maybe not.